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Wargo78 Profile Information

Never married, no kids, and funny.
Age 46 From Bloomington, Illinois - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

First name  
Matt
I Can Speak  
English, German, Other
I Would Describe Myself As  
I might not be the hottest guy ever, but I AM really warm all night long... I'm looking for a soul to squeeze, a hand to hold, and ultimately, a partner to endure this lifetime with. Bonus points if you like laughing, and have a quick wit.

I'm an honest, hardworking guy, I drive a semi, and deliver beer to everywhere that sells it. Been doing that for going on 5 years now. About 2k cases, and 25 kegs a week.

I'm a cat guy, I like dogs, but don't currently have one. I do have a black cat. He's a marvelous jerk, but a cute one.

I like going out and doing stuff, bowling, dinner, movies, and the like. I'd like it more if I had someone to share those experiences with. I'm also a big fan of staying home, saving money, and watching TV or playing video games, too.

I'm looking for a lady who enjoys physical contact, has a fantastic sense of humor, laughs easily, and can enjoy the moments we get to spend together. I'm looking for someone nearby, as I'm a professional driver, and after driving all week, want someone a bit closer to home.

Ideally, I'm looking for a girl who's kind, smart, loving, funny, and not afraid to speak her mind. Bonus points if you can give a good shoulder/back/foot massage. We can practice on each other and we'll both improve.

I'm not much of a cook, the only thing I can reliably make in the kitchen is a mess. I have a motorcycle, so if that sounds like fun, let me know, chances are I'd be thrilled to give a lady a ride.

I need someone who's a competent communicator. I don't play games, I tell folk exactly what I want from them. Girls who 'drop hints' or are uncertain about what they want seem to me to be a waste of my time.

I have a college level education, a newer car, my own living arrangements. I'm what I like to refer to as famine resistant. (The beer giveth, the beer taketh away.) I'm a big dude 6'1, and just dropped under 300 lbs.

I dig the band Ghost, and have a darker sense of humor than most others. I would classify myself as a neat freak, nor a slob, but a visually organized person with a higher tolerance to messiness. I drink alcohol, not daily, but I'll tie one on, with friends from time to time. My only regret is that I'm a filthy cigarette smoker. I've quit several times, on the order of months to years, but it keeps creeping back into my life.

If you've made it this far, and haven't been put off yet, congratulations! Send me a massage. I love when girls make the first move.
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Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Stocky
My Height Is  
6' 1 (1.85 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Never Married
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Smile
Body Art  
Strategically Placed Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat
Willing To Relocate  
No

More about him

How long has you been a Pagan?  
3+ Years
Would you date someone who has different religious beliefs?  
Yes
Were you raised Pagan?  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Manufacturing / Distribution
My Job Title Is  
Professional driver
I Make This Much In A Year  
$45,000USD To $59,999USD
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
There Is No Noise
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Trying To Quit
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

My Social Behavior Is  
Reserved, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Dark
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Dining, Photography, Reading, Sports, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Playing Cards, Gambling, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, The Movies, Relaxing, Playing Video Games, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Going to a good museum or community event. You can learn a lot about a person by how they carry themselves in public.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Skydiving
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Cool, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Atheist
I Attend Services  
Every Day
My Political Views Are  
Very Liberal
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Cartoons, Dramas, Movies, Sports, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Horror, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Metal, Classical
When I Read, I Always Read  
News, Classic, Fantasy, Fiction, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Philosophy, Science, Science Fiction, Supernatural
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Enjoying the presence of those around you.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Wit, Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Boldness, Sensitivity, Empathy, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence
What Do You Look For?  
I'll refer to the case of "Beggars V Choosers"
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed
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