George

I eat paint chips for fun. I like long walks on the Sun. When I feel motivated I spend my time leaping tall buildings and running faster than a speeding bullet. I live in a four level cardboard box mansion under a bridge where I pop up and demand a toll to pass. Last week I slapped a really big lizard named something like Goozilaturd. I stumped my big toe and I’m still crying inside cause I never got a hug after it happened. So that’s a little aboot me. I also speak the challenging language of Canadian.

Scorpio

Average

5' 10 (1.78 m)

Caucasian