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Chickenbutt Profile Information

Pull my finger
Age 54 From Saint Clair, Michigan - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

First name  
Keir
I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
Retired with a small pension. Mom's basement. I smoke lots of weed. Rusty pick-up truck. I still have some social skills and hygiene standards from my previous life.
Sign  
Aquarius

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Stocky
My Height Is  
5' 8 (1.73 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Separated
I Have Kids  
Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Strategically Placed Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Silver
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat
Willing To Relocate  
Yes

More about him

How long has you been a Pagan?  
1-3 Years
Would you date someone who has different religious beliefs?  
Yes
Were you raised Pagan?  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
University Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Retired
My Speciality Is  
Retired
My Job Title Is  
SO Retired
I Make This Much In A Year  
$15,000USD To $29,999USD
I Live  
With Parent(s)
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - But Non Tobacco
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Class Clown
My Social Behavior Is  
Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Family, Music, Movies, Internet, Games, Travel, Camping
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Reading A Book, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Like an action movie with car chases and me actually pulling off a couple of decent one-liners.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Space travel.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Obscure, I Don't Have Any Friends, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Agnostic
I Attend Services  
Every Day
My Political Views Are  
Liberal
My Goal In Life Is  
ADVENTURE!
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Obscure, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Movies, I Don't Like Tv
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Metal, Electronic, Classical, Ambient, Dance
When I Read, I Always Read  
Fantasy, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Every month I go camping with a hundred or so friends in a swamp dressed as an elf and beating each other with nerf swords. When my social security kicks in, this will only get worse and may involve travel.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Wit, Empathy, Humor, Intelligence
What Do You Look For?  
Someone who I can share my hobbies and interests with. I can't financially support anyone, but I'm not a burden and should have enough money to travel regularly in a year or so. I have been chaste since 2019 and I am not in a rush.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed, Other, Doesnt Matter
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